The Vice guide to eating pussy.

Updated: December 2020.  Note that this link is pretty old now so here’s hoping it works for you?

Hi all,


At the link above is a well written and funny article about goin down to Pussy Town.  It contains some great tips for anyone interested in going down, way down and gettin down!

In my humble opinion, the scent and taste of a woman in arousal is unique and utterly wonderful.  And it is definitely up there with the finest things in life, at least for this bloke.

So, please click the link and enjoy the read.


Sisters With Voices – Downtown

Do you masturbate…c’mon let’s talk about it.

Males…yes, I know you do and regularly.  If I used to wank twice a day on average when I was 20 then it’s fair to say that generally there is a shitload of other 20 year old males doing the same thing.

Females…I hope so.  I hope that you are learning about your body at this age at every opportunity that you have.  Where you are aroused, how you are aroused.  I hope you touch yourself regularly and give yourself tremendous pleasure.  I hope you are sexually confident, can communicate what you need/want and furthermore, if you have a male in your life, I hope he is treating your body with the respect it deserves.  I hope you are both sexually happy.

I hope that you are sexually mature enough to understand that your man needs to be drained regularly and that whilst it might seem like a chore it is doing a good for the world.  Because if you don’t do it, he is only going to find a quiet place and pull himself off until he orgasm’s a load of semen all over a worn shirt or whatever is around at the time.  Understand that he will respect you for helping him come, especially if you gift it.

Don’t close your mind, open it and take control of every possible sexual opportunity that comes your way.

It’s not dirty and it’s not indecent, masturbation is natural and has been granted to the human species as a gift so we can learn about our bodies as we grow.

Share that knowledge with your friends and don’t be afraid of talking about it.  Tell them about how you come, about when a particular piece of clothing touches your skin it sends a surge of electricity to your pleasure points and it feels so good.

If you like a particular boy ask him if he has gotten off today?

If he has not give him head.  Allow him to come wherever he wants to and if that be in your mouth, taste his semen and associate it with his body.

If you want to be touched take his hand and show him where it feels good, communicate with him as in tell him what you want.  Tell him that it feels really nice if he does this or that.  Teach him to be gentle.

Talk with your friends and boys you know about your fantasies.  An opportunity may arise out of that communication that will remain in your memories forever.

Above all, enjoy every masturbatory experience and every orgasm that goes with it.  You are unique.