Ahhh… Technology…I love it…(sometimes)!

Update Sept 2019 – to see if the link is still active. Yup!

Originally written in 2011/12’ish.

Found this in my paper this morning…

and before you ask, it wasn’t me because I dont own a red bike..!!

I hope they catch the prick and I love that women have finally got a weapon in their arsenal against male sexual power.

Update (2019) – Why do men do this and a myriad of other dastardly but completely fucking misunderstood sexually based acts?

And why isn’t this conversation mainstream?

And why do we men bumble from one fuckup to the next just leaving it to the Police & Judiciary to sort out?

From where I sit no one is interested in these questions.

There are many (like this bloke) who are driven by something that isnt understood unless you have been there or are blessed/cursed (take your pick) with a high libido.

Because that for mine is the force behind his actions.

Always up for a chat on this so bring it if you are keen and can debate without losing your shit.


Who is Mrs Palmer & her 5 daughters?

Heya all,

Updating this in late 2020 as originally written in 2013’ish. It was a bit rough as originally published but is coming together with this update.



Hi all,

May I introduce Mrs Palmer (being my trusty right hand palm) and her five daughters (being thine fingers that grip thy shaft so well).

Masturbation. Where would I be without thee?

And the answer. Basically up shit’s creek – without a paddle!

Finding sexual partners has always been an uphill battle for moi and so I regularly default to the reliable (and healthy) option as the rule rather than exception, which may well be your pleasure modality of choice also?

I used to be able to “spank the monkey” numerous times a day and still exercise but I must admit to slowing down as I get older.

A quick calculation which may gross some of you out but is interesting to me.

Working on 5ml of ejaculate per session (which I think is the average amount expressed during the male orgasm) and multiplying that out over the years I have defaulted to dear Mrs Palmer’s pleasure solution, I get a whopping 6+ litres of semen that has left my body headed for most usually my belly, followed closely by a tissue.

That is a lot of semen and sperm!

And before you ask, am I addicted to masturbation?

I dont know. I dont think so but I have noticed that my ability to orgasm with a woman is getting harder as the years go by.

And I have contemplated this and come to the conclusion that a bird in the hand is the better strategy for me because I am yet to find a woman on this planet who matches my hedonistic mindset.

She is a rare beast it seems.

Anyway, there’s my 1c’s worth on masturbation.

I hope it helps you accept that there is absolutely nothing wrong with self pleasure.

And with that, its time to lie back and have some fun.



For crying out LOUD…

This is what we, or those individuals on the planet whom are comfortable with sexuality, can discuss it in an adult manner are up against.

The Conservative mindset.

This posted by Tracy Clark-Flory on Salon originally, but picked up by me via Alternet.  (Thanks to the author and both sites.)

Yes, I am an Australian.  So why the hell am I posting articles about legislation being enacted in effing Tennessee?

Well, we have our fair share of conservatives out here also.  I have spoken previously about one whom I converse with regularly and am constantly amazed as to how they formulate the ideas in their mind about sexuality.

We may actually be heading towards a Conservative government if the Australian Labor Party continue to dissolve in front of our eyes?

What then?

Well, we certainly wont evolve any further down the same-sex marriage path I would think.  And as for sex-education…that would stay well clear of the curriculum I am also prepared to state as an outcome.

I just dont get it.  What is it about sex that people are afraid of?

And who is driving this fear…a.  the Church?, b.  The State?, c.   our collective upbringings?, d.  a little of all three and more?

Are we content seeing issue after issue spewed across the news on a regular basis about sexual assault, or sex-trafficking or youth pregnancy, pedophilia or blah, blah, blah?

We must be?

I just dont get it and probably never will.